Est. 2026

Voice of theLazy &Unemployed.

Official merch. Zero corporate sponsors. One large, stubborn swarm.

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The Collection

3 items

Official Member Tee
tshirt

Official Member Tee

₹699

Lazy & Unemployed — and proud of it. 100% cotton unisex tee.

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We Survive Everything Tee
tshirt

We Survive Everything Tee

₹699

Cockroaches outlived dinosaurs. We will outlive this economy.

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CJP Sticker Pack
sticker

CJP Sticker Pack

₹199

5 premium vinyl stickers. Waterproof. Laptop-approved.

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